How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the farmer call the cow that gave no milk?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which Bible book do math lovers enjoy most?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What school do kids beg for in summer?