What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't anyone reach the zoo by phone?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What food works on buildings all day?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?