Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?
He already had the drumsticks.
Why are goats so funny?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why is a bee's hair always neat?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the flower say to its growing child?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?