What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are ghosts always single?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?