What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?