Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why does the Easter Bunny always win games?
What fish only swims at night?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?