How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does a dog say before eating?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?