Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy days?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?