Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do clouds do when they earn money?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
How do farmers make room for more pigs?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
My spouse told me to exercise more-what did I say?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?