Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?