What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the difference between baseball fans and dentists?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?