Why do people ask Jesus to drive?
He takes the wheel.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?