Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do bees like to chew?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What happens when two flowers kiss?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a plant that's great at math?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a snake who works for the government?