Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are winter days great?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?