Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
When does a horse speak up?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call the dog magician?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?