What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?