Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Which bug is related to you?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?