Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How is baseball different from law?
Why was the egg hunt so hard this year?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is spring such a quirky season?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?