Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?