Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do painters say on payday?
What fish only swims at night?
What song does the horizon hum at sunrise?
Why did the coach bring string?