What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?