What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the storm actually calm?