Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the cow get promoted?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the sisters team up for trouble?
What city do dogs dream of?
What do you call a basketball player acting wild?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?