Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Surprise!!!!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?