What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do dogs say after sneezing?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?