Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a small mom?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?