What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do frogs stash their cash?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What game do whales love at the shore?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?