Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are trees always so positive?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?