Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?