Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
Why are trees always so positive?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are books always so angry?