Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which farm animal is a black belt?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why were the atoms always hungry?