What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did baby dinosaur call its mom?
Why can't dogs run medical scans?
What do you call it when a teacher gets hurt during summer?
Which relative loves rice?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the coach bring string?