What do you call a vacation without leaving your house?
A stay-play.
Where do monkeys take their little ones to play?
How do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who's the gloomiest face at a burger spot?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?