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It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
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Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the most adorable season?