How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why did the dinosaur visit the doctor?
What dessert do lawyers enjoy most?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after the big delivery?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?