What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
Why was the pilot always daydreaming?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do sailors park their boats?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?