What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What project did the plant present at school?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?