Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the bee say to the flower?