What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?