What kind of money do dogs avoid?
Anything with a bite.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who's a baby's favorite pop star?
Who knows everything in the garden?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the sailor ask for on Father's Day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a sneaky pig robber?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?