Where do sailors park their boats?
At dock and roll.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do people ask Jesus to drive?
How do lawyers say farewell?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the calculator confident?
What do you do when two snails fight?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?