What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?