What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What do you call a fish who loves opera?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the cat think it had magic powers?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?