What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the scientist invite his monster to dinner?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?