Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Can February March?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?