What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?