What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?