Why are trees so relaxed in autumn?
They know how to let loose.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the principal carry a ladder?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the soccer player great at cleaning?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an artistic dog?