Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why is golf trickier than baseball?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?