Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?